I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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