when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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