Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
babies were throwing up all over the place
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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