I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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