there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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