Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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