yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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