Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I won't apologize to a one balled man
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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