two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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