Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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