Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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