I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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