Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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