I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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