The maid of honor just puked.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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