i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
being pregnant is like rehab
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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