i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
