have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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