I hope mine doesn't look like that
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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