STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
