they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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