She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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