me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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