She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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