We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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