When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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