I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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