please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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