Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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