I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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