WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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