That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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