You're completely useless in the revolution.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize
