quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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