Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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