he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
