He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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