Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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