and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
