Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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