North Korea, Best Korea!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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