Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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