So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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