hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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