look no pants
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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