i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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