People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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