people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
