I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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