i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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