He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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