I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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